Anatomy Lesson #60 Let’s Mull the Skull!

Greeting anatomy students, everywhere!  Today’s lesson will examine the marvelous, mystical human skull.

Our first lesson about the skeleton was waaay back in Anatomy Lesson #39, Dem Bones – Human Skeleton, but that discussion was pretty general in nature, whereas, the skull alone is quite specific. We do not have sufficient space to cover all details about the skull, so highlights must do.

First, well-earned homage to our fav author, Diana Gabaldon, who wrote this about her life, pre-Outlander: 

From the late ’70s to the early ’90s, I wrote anything anybody would pay me for. This ranged from articles on how to clean a longhorn cow’s skull for living-room decoration to manuals on elementary math instruction on the Apple II… to a slew of software reviews and application articles done for the computer press. 

Long-horn skulls? Yep. She’s been into head bones for a very long time. 😉

You might not recall, but Outlander has some great scenes involving skulls, so let’s get going!

Beginning with Starz ep 101, Sassenach, a mess of skull stuff happens. Murtagh smartly raps Claire’s skull with his dirk hilt to quiet her. Sorry lass, Redcoats everywhere! And, there’s even more skull stuff:

  • Ep 104, The Gathering, Claire wallops Dougal over the heid with a chair
  • Ep 104, The Gathering, Rupert whacks Jamie on the skull with his dirk. 
  • Ep 104, The Gathering, Rupert whacks Jamie on the skull with his fists! (Ep 104 was mighty rough!)
  • Ep 108, Both Sides Now, Frank, related to Black Jack, beats thugs’ skulls with his own blackjack! 
  • Ep 109, The Reckoning, Murtagh thunks a guard on the skull at Fort William.
  • Ep 204, La Dame Blanche, Murtagh gets a taste of his own medicine from a secret Paris society bent on violating virgins. Skull dunt!
  • Ep 211, Vengeance is Mine, Murtagh separates Duke S. from his skull. Weil, he was asking for it!
  • Ep 305, Whisky and Freedom, Dr. Abernathy fondles a pretty lady’s skull in his office. Claire assists. <G>
  • Ep 307, Creme de Menthe, With help from Claire’s knife, an excise man’s skull strikes stone!
  • Ep 308, First Wife, young Ian is bonked over the heid by pirates!
  • Ep 311, Uncharted, Dermestid beetles clean Arabella’s skull!
  • Ep 312, Eye of the Storm, Claire relieves Mrs. Abernathy’s body of the weight of her skull! 

Doubtless, I have missed a few. Help me out here, anatomy students!

Update! A student reminded me of the cave scene wherein Geillis shoots Jamie in the head.  The pistol ball travels under his scalp to end up in the back of his head (occipital region). Claire removes it with a blade. The ball failed to penetrate Jamie’s skull because Geillis had failed to load the pistol with sufficient charge. Thank you, Marguerite!

This is the quote from Voyager book. Sadly, it wasn’t filmed so no image to accompany this splendid description:

… I sat Jamie down with a pan of water, to tend the damage to his head. I washed away the blood from face and hair, to find to my surprise that the ball had in fact not plowed a furrow through his scalp as I had thought. Instead, it had pierced the skin just above his hairline and—evidently—vanished into his head. There was no sign of an exit wound. Unnerved by this, I prodded his scalp with increasing agitation, until a sudden cry from the patient announced that I had discovered the bullet. There was a large, tender lump on the back of his head. The pistol ball had traveled under the skin, skimming the curve of his skull, and come to rest just over his occiput.

I usually resist descending into the macabre, but let’s introduce the skull with this tidbit. In 2016, 454 human skulls (Image A) were offered for sale on eBay with opening bids ranging from one cent to $5,500!  Sources of the skulls were unknown.  Since then, eBay has revised its policy to “ban the sale of all human body parts except hair.” Thumbs up! Without informed consent, the sale of body parts is rife with ethical issues.

As a former Director of the body donation program at my medical university, sales of human parts for non-scientific purposes were deemed unethical – a sound policy.

Image A 

Definitions: Best to begin our lesson with definitions.

The English word “skull” is likely derived from Old Norse “skulle”, whereas the Latin word cranium comes from the Greek root κρανίον (kranion). What do these words mean?

  • Skull – all bones of head including mandible (lower jaw). Teeth are not included because they are not bones.
  • Cranium ( see Image B) – all skull bones (colors) excluding the mandible (white)
    • Neurocranium – cranial bones that encase the brain
    • Viscerocranium – facial bones

Function: 

Q: Why are skulls so important?

A: Because, skulls are critical elements of the human skeleton which serve to protect the brain and house these major sensory organs:

The skull also fixes the distance between the eyes to allow for stereoscopic vision (depth perception), and positions the ears to enable us to localize direction and distance of sounds.

Image B

Pause for another deep breath of Outlander! Whisking us into the ‘little shop of horrors” run by conjurer Master Raymond (Starz, ep 204, La Dame Blanche), Claire beholds strange sights.  Filled with oddities and ancient bones, curios include the skull of a unicorn! What???? He, he. There it is, with its own shaffron (head armor) complete with a hole for the horn. Only fitting to pay respect to Scotland’s National Animal. Clever!

Back to the anatomy grind…..

Skull Development: The human skull passes through amazing transformations during development. At birth, the skull is made of 44 different bony elements and the facial skeleton is 1/7 the size of the calvaria (Image C). In other words, big head – small face.

As bony elements fuse, open areas persist; these are the fontanelles (6 of them). With further age, skull bones fuse into unmovable joints known sutures  – only the mandible retains a pair of moveable joints throughout life. Some sutures contain little islands of bone. Collectively known as wormian bones, these are inconsistent features of the human skull.

Psssst…No cause to fash about this wee skull; it is a plastic model.

Image C

Adult Skull: Once fusion is complete, the adult skull has 22 or 28 bones depending on how they are counted (anatomists differ on this): 28, if ear ossicles (Anatomy Lesson #25, If a Tree Falls – The Ear) are included in the count or 22, if they are not. And, the adult facial skeleton is 1/2 the size of the calvaria, meaning with age, facial bones grow more than cranial bones. Wormian bones are not included in a skull bone count because they are inconsistent features. Remember? Good!

Wow! Image D shows an adult skull which has been “exploded,” exposing its component bones. This view affords an appreciation of the skull and its many varied and complex parts. Such preparations are very expensive but, nonetheless, are rather common exhibits in anatomy labs. Typically, these are encased in glass and unavailable for handling because several bones are paper-thin. Look but do not touch! 

Image D

Here are the odd names of the skull bones (Image E): 

  • occipital (1) – royal blue
  • temporal  (2) – orange
  • parietal (2) –  turquoise
  • sphenoid (1) – red
  • ethmoid (1) pink
  • frontal  (1) – lime green
  • nasal (2) – lavender
  • lacrimal (2) – lavender (guess they ran out of colors?)
  • zygomatic (2) – yellow
  • maxillae (2) – purple
  • mandible (1) – dark green
  • vomer (1) – peach (part of nasal septum)
  • inferior turbinate (2)  – yellow (sides of nasal cavities)
  • palatine (2) – not shown (part of roof of mouth)

Image E

Another dram of Outlander!

Ever ponder how skulls end up so clean? Anatomical preparers typically utilize insects to do the job. Dermestid beetles are splendid at this icky task and, believe it or not, they are fastidious eaters because they prefer to dine only on carrion! These beasties can even be purchased on line. Or, if beetles don’t suit you, hydrogen peroxide and baking soda are home remedies for an animal skull which demands a thorough cleaning.

Therefore, Outlander accurately depicts Father Fogden using beetles to clean and preserve beloved Arabella’s skull (Starz episode 311, Uncharted). Talk about gross anatomy. Total yuck!!!

If you really wish to see the process in a scientific setting, this is a good YouTube video. But, I advise you to skip, if you are squeamish.

Neurocranium: A few tidbits about the neurocranium. This part of the skull is commonly known as the braincase because it forms a bony hollow housing the brain (Image F). It is composed of all skull bones except mandible and facial bones. It is like a rounded cubical with ceiling, floor, front, back and sides. The shape is a perfect fit providing solid support for soft brain tissue. Got it? Yay!

Image F

Flat Bones: Bones of the neurocranium come in weird shapes. Some, such as frontalparietal and part of temporal are thin, flat bones. Flat bones are fascinating because they are curved (go figure, <g>) with outer and inner layers of compact bone sandwiching a core of spongy bone. In image G, the top layer of dense bone is the outer surface, adjacent to the scalp; the bottom layer is closest to the brain. Each compact bony layer is known as a table, so there are outer and inner tables. The spongy core, known as diploe, isn’t spongy at all (go figure, <G>). But, it sure looks spongy. Rather, diploe is a delicate network of bone riddled with holes. In life, the holes aren’t empty; they are filled with blood vessels, developing blood cells and fat cells. Hence, the term “fat heid.” Ha, ha – just kidding! 

Image G 

Foramina: Another interesting feature –  the skull is full of holes (Image H)! Known as foramina (sing. foramen), the holes traverse the skull from outside in or inside out depending on your point of view.  Such openings vary from pinpoint size to the largest, the foramen magnum (2.5 – 3.4 cm), at the skull base.

Foramina are ports for the passage of blood vessels and nerves between inside and outside the skull. Foramen magnum is traversed by the spinal cord as it descends to enter the vertebral canal (Anatomy Lesson #10, Jamie’s Back or Aye, Jamie’s Back!).

Try This: Bring palms together with thumbs extended toward the face. Place thumb pads against the eyebrows and move the pads back and forth a bit. They should settle into a pair of divots or depressions. These are the supraorbital notches/foramina through which pass the supraorbital (sensory) nerves. You have just demonstrated the method by which these nerves leave the skull and reach the face. Hurrah!

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Superior view of the cranial base

Image H 

Meningeal Arteries: The brain, nestled inside the neurocranium, is surrounded by three layers of membranes, the meninges. The outermost meninx (sing.), known as dura mater (Latin meaning tough mother), contains several meningeal arteries which supply blood to the dura and adjacent skull. Scroll back to Image H and locate grooves on the inner surface of the bottom table. These imprints are caused by meningeal arteries pressing into the bone.

One such vessel is the middle meningeal artery. This important artery is located deep to the temple region where four neurocranial bones meet at the pterion (Image I).  Here, the bones are very thin.

Now, because the brain is encased in bone, one might expected it to be impervious to harm, but if so, one would be wrong.  A blow, fall or other accident (such as a golf ball to the temple) can burst the middle meningeal artery causing blood to accumulate between the dura and inner bony table, an injury known as an epidural hematoma (a clot between skull and dura mater). The accumulation of blood puts pressure on the brain and interferes with neural function. 

This type of brain injury is usually accompanied by loss of consciousness, brief regaining of consciousness, followed by another loss of consciousness. Confusion is typical; bleeding from the ear may occur. Treatment requires immediate surgery, a craniotomy. Without treatment, death typically ensues.

So, can you surmise where this lesson is headed? Of course you can!

Image I 

OK, now let’s see how anatomy applies to Outlander!

Incise the Excise Man: John Barton, a nasty tax man working for the corrupt Sir Percival, attacks Claire in Jamie’s brothel-nest (Starz ep 307, Creme de Menthe). During his battle with Dr. Dura Mater, she stabs his leg and he falls striking his left temple on the stone hearth. Blood drains from his left ear and Claire (sans modern imaging techniques) quickly diagnosis an epidural hematoma! 

Soon, she acquires a trephine (barber surgeons in Edinburgh would likely have these), in essence, a hand drill. She incises the skin over John’s left temple, positions the trephine and proceeds to drill for oil!

Now, drilling through skull bones of the pterion region means the bit must pass through outer table, diploe and inner table of said bones. The good Doctor detects a slight give as the drill completes the traverse. Then, (and, this was thrilling to me!) Claire correctly backs the drill out by reversing direction of the drill handle and voila, a burr hole! What a braw lassie! 

Now, blood can drain from the injury giving  John a chance at survival. Unfortunately, or fortunately if you belong to team Jamie, he does not. He would surely have died without the surgery, but he died with it, anyway. Warrior Claire fought valiantly for her patient in her own battle joined, but to no avail.

Understand that trephination/trepanation is not a new surgical technique as burr holes been found in prehistoric human remains. In ancient times, holes were drilled into a person’s skull, it is thought, to release evil spirits. BJR surely could have used one! Or how about Geillis?

So, armed with the science of anatomy, we now understand the nitty gritty of what took John Barton’s life!  Don’t you feel ever so much wiser? 

Today, a craniotomy is performed to release the pressure from an epidural hematoma and other types of brain injuries. Although more sophisticated, it works similarly to a trephination. In an abbreviated explanation, 3-4 burr holes are drilled through the skull and connected by saw. The piece of skull, or bone flap, is freed. The hematoma (blood clot) is usually suctioned out, the bony segment replaced and the scalp secured in place.

If you aren’t squeamish, this video shows an excellent demo of a craniotomy for epidural hematoma:

And, Claire’s version:

Now, lest you depart this lesson thinking the Outlander trepanation/trephination is a total fabrication by the series writers, it isn’t. Diana wrote about trephination in Drums of Autumn. Yes, she did. This woman leaves no stone unturned! 

Here is the quote (there is another in An Echo in the bone), but to prevent spoilers, the name of the patient is withheld and another name is blocked out, otherwise the quote is intact: 

She was thinner than he remembered, though it was hard to judge of her figure, dressed as she was in a barbaric leather shirt and trouserings. She’d plainly been in the sun and weather for some time; her face and hands had baked a delicate soft brown, that made the big golden eyes that much more startling when they turned full on one—which they now did.

 ———-says that Dr. Fentiman trephined your skull.” He shifted uncomfortably under the sheets. “I am told that he did. I am afraid I was not aware of it at the time.” Her mouth quirked slightly. “Just as well. Would you mind if I look at it? It’s only curiosity,” she went on, with unaccustomed delicacy. “Not medical necessity. It’s only that I’ve never seen a trepanation.” He closed his eyes, giving up. “Beyond the state of my bowels, I have no secrets from you, madame.” He tilted his head, indicating the location of the hole in his head, and felt her cool fingers slide under the bandage, lifting the gauze and allowing a breath of air to soothe his hot head.

Now, let’s close this lesson with a feeling of satisfaction for knowledge gained and with an appreciation of skull art. The following three images show an intricate and creative carving of a human skull.  I do appreciate the skill although I remain ambivalent about using human skulls in this manner.  And, it is a human skull. I enlarged the images and diploe is clearly visible at some of the cut surfaces. Plastic models don’t exhibit spongy bone in their construct. 

Let’s close with the lyrics of “It’s a Lie,” by the rock band, Fiction Plane:

Underneath my face there is a human skull

Without the living flesh you’d find it pretty dull

Ah, no. With all due respect, I disagree! The skull is a fascinating part of the human anatomy. Fiction Plane guys, read the lesson! <G>

The deeply grateful,

Outlander Anatomist

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Fun Fact: Breast

Common Use Def: The breast is one of two soft, protruding organs on the upper front of a woman’s torso that secrete milk after birth.

Anatomy Def:  But, the scientific definition rightly includes male and female breasts as both are derived from the same embryonic tissue and diseases occur in the breasts of both sexes.

Outlander Def: Taming-of-the-sea organs? Or, so goes the argument posited by Captain Raines of the Artemis!

Learn about the breast in Anatomy Lesson #51 The Breast – Male and Female.

Anatomy Lesson #51 was not written to be titillating (hah).

Seriously, it was written as a public service. The incidence of breast disease is so high, it behoves one to understand breast structure and function so as to better understand prognosis, disease progression and treatment options should the need arise.

Breast anatomy also helps us understand the diseases plaguing the breast: cancer, cysts, fibrocystic changes, mastitis, gynecomastia, to name a few.

The worst: Though breast cancer in males is relatively rare, only 1 per 1000 adult males, the incidence of invasive breast cancer in US women is 1 in 8!!!

Read about the breast in Outlander books; there’s a mess of quotes to choose from! <G> This one is particularly special…  From Voyager, the reunion between Claire and A. Malcolm:

A little reluctantly, I took his hand, and stepped out of the inadequate shelter of the remains of my dress. He drew me gently in, to stand between his knees as he sat on the bed. Then he kissed me softly, once on each breast, and laid his head between them, his breath coming warm on my bare skin. “Your breast is like ivory,” he said softly, the word almost “breest” in the Highland Scots that always grew broad when he was truly moved. His hand rose to cup one breast, his fingers tanned into darkness against my own pale glow. 

See Captain Raines inform Claire that if a woman bears her breasts before a tempest, the seas will be calmed in. Huh??? Industriously chewing (tough mutton?), the Captain waxes poetic about the sailing superstition:

“After all, on this ship, your very presence is ill luck… By rights, you and Mistress MacKimmie should this moment be bare breasted! … A woman’s bare breasts calm an angry sea… The figure head at the bow, she bears her breasts for you, and prevents us being subject to any curses.”

Claire is not amused. Not on Jamie’s watch!!! 

The deeply grateful,

Outlander Anatomist

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Photo Credit: Outlander ep 307, The doldrums

Anatomy Lesson #59: Claire the Knife!

“Claire the Knife” is not a usual anatomy lesson. Rather, let’s explore the many images of Claire with a honed edge either in her hands or directed at her person! Such images are taken from S1-S3 of Outlander. There are even more examples in Herself’s books that weren’t translated onto the screen. Please notify me if I miss any fine examples of “Claire the Knife!”  Let’s get started!

Early in Outlander episode 101, Sassenach, Claire accidentally encounters Frank’s ancestor, Captain Jonathan Wolverton Randall, Esq. From Outlander book:

“Who the bloody hell are you?” I demanded again. 

… He bowed sardonically, hand over his heart. “I am, madam, Jonathan Randall, Esquire, Captain of His Majesty’s Eighth Dragoons. At your service, madam.”

Not an officer-and-a-gentleman, she is soon backed against a stone ridge with his sword pressed to her lovely throat (Anatomy Lesson #12, Claire’s Neck or The Ivory Tower). 

Your honor, I submit, Exhibit #1! <g>

Then, in Outlander episode 104, The Gathering, Claire twice encounters a knife, once in her hand and once shoved into her beautiful face!

Swiftly gliding into Mrs. Fitz’s kitchen, Claire grabs for a butcher knife amid bins of potatoes (Hey, I thought Jenny introduces those to Scotland?), chicken and other delectables. She is gathering provisions for a furtive flight to the stones. Outlander book explains: 

During my hours helping in the kitchens and orchards, I had managed to stow away sufficient food to see me provided for several days, I thought… I had stout boots and a warm cloak, courtesy of Colum. I would have a decent horse; on my afternoon visit to the stables, I had marked out the one I meant to take.

Her knife grab is thwarted by Ms. Fitz: 

“Claire! You aren’t wearing that to the ceremony, are ye lass?”

No, Mrs. Fitz, she’s not wearing that butcher knife! Hee, hee.

Later in evening as the entire ensemble is either oath-taking or stinking drunk, Claire sidles into the stables to steal away on Brimstone.

Oops! She steps on Jamie cocooned in hay (yay!).  Mistaking her as a threat, he threatens her with his dirk! (wink, wink) 

“Jesus H. Rosevelt Christ!” 

“No, sassenach, just me.” 

(We all ken he is divine, just not that kind of divine!)

From Outlander book: 

The obstruction rolled over with a startled oath and grasped me hard by the arms. I found myself held against the length of a sizable male body, with someone’s breath tickling my ear.

Then, Dougal and his band of merry men head off to collect taxes and conduct other clan “business” in  Outlander episode 105, Rent.  Dougal explains in Outlander book:

“Through the MacKenzie lands. Colum doesna travel, so visiting the tenants and tacksmen that canna come to the Gathering—that’s left to me. And to take care of the bits of business here and there.”

On the road, Claire witnesses “fowl” play by Dougal and his men. Declaring she will not eat yummy-looking birds she thinks were roasted by thieves, Claire quickly faces the point of Angus’ dirk.  Angus is having none of it that kind of name calling, especially from an English sassenach spy! Fortunately, Jamie talks him down and Claire flounces away with left eye intact. 

By episode’s end, Claire and Dougal are accosted by Lt. Jeremy Foster.

In Outlander episode 106, The Garrison Commander, both are delivered to the garrison at Brockton.  There, she enjoys a sumptuous meal (excepting the claret) with Brigadier General Lord Oliver Thomas, et al, until, horror of horrors, Captain Black Jack arrives. Thereafter, things take a distinctly downward turn! 

After aiding the amputation of a soldier’s arm, she returns to the dining room to find puir Corporal Hawkins performing ablutions on BJR! Claire recognizes the stropped blade as a family heirloom – the very one she used to shave first hubby, Frank.

If only, she held that blade to BJR’s neck – could have saved she and Jamie a world of hurt! Another blade – another time. From Outlander book: 

“Yes, I thought so. It had to be you, from MacKenzie’s description.” The door closed behind me, and I was alone with Captain Jonathan Randall of His Majesty’s Eighth Dragoons. He was dressed this time in a clean red-and-fawn uniform, with a lace-trimmed stock and a neatly curled and powdered wig.

But the face was the same—Frank’s face. My breath caught in my throat.

This time, though, I noticed the small lines of ruthlessness around his mouth, and the touch of arrogance in the set of his shoulders. Still, he smiled affably enough, and invited me to sit down.

Escaping BJR’s clutches, Dougal stops off at St. Ninian’s spring for a wee nip of sulfurous water. Known in the highlands as a liar’s spring, he waits to see if the magical waters will burn Claire’s gullet (Anatomy Lesson #45, Tremendous Tube – GI System, Part 2)!  He draws a dirk to finish her off should massive heartburn set in. From Outlander book: 

“No!” Something occurred to me. “So at least you believe me when I say I’m not an English spy?”

“I do now.” He spoke with some emphasis. …

“St. Ninian’s spring.

…They call it the liar’s spring, as well. The water smells o’ the fumes of hell. Anyone who drinks the water and then tells untruth will ha’ the gizzard burnt out of him.”

Fast forward one episode, Dougal finally gets his wish as his dirk bites into Claire’s wrist!

Blood vow at a wedding she never sought, but well worth the scar!

Ye are Blood of my Blood, and Bone of my Bone. 

I give ye my Body, that we Two might be One.

I give ye my Spirit, ’til our Life shall be Done.

Outlander Episode 108, Both Sides Now: Still on rent-collection duty, the MacKenzie band is raided by Clan Grant! Rent, horses, food, what-have-you, everything is fair game. In the aftermath, Jamie is scolded for giving his wife a dirk for protection but not teaching her how to use one. Time for Claire to get a knife-life lesson. Ned Gowan extracts a small sgian dubh drawn from a more private part of his, ahem, breeks. So, she takes a knife-wielding lesson from TV Angus/book Rupert. Willie is the sacrificial lamb: 

He poked a blunt forefinger under the lower rib on the right, … “This is the spot in back—either side. See, wi’ all the ribs and such, ’tis verra difficult to hit anythin’ vital when ye stab in the back. If ye can slip the knife between the ribs, that’s one thing, but that’s harder to do than ye might think. But here, under the last rib, ye stab upward into the kidney. Get him straight up, and hell drop like a stone.” 

Fab advice as hours later, Jamie and Claire slip into the heather for a quick tryst, soon to be disturbed by two Redcoat deserters (coitus interruptus –  snort!). Thwarting her assaulter, Claire thrusts the sgian dubh – into the spot – as she was taught. The lass learned her lesson well!

Then, comes Outlander episode 109, The Reckoning: Captured by the Redcoats, assaulted (again) by BJR, rescued and then skelped by her second husband, they seek their way back to each other. As an act of penance, Jamie swears fealty to Claire, this time the dirk is pressed against his bosom (Outlander book):

I swear on the cross of my Lord Jesus, and by the holy iron which I hold, that I give ye my fealty and pledge ye my loyalty. If ever my hand is raised against you in rebellion or in anger, then I ask that this holy iron may pierce my heart.

And, they are off to the races! Oops – not so fast, my lad. In the midst of “reconciliation,” Claire threatens Jamie’s chin with his dirk (Anatomy Lesson #26, Jamie’s Chin – Manly Mentus).

“If,” I said through my teeth, “you ever raise a hand to me again, James Fraser, I’ll cut out your heart and fry it for breakfast!” 

Och! Parritch sounds much, much bettah!

Then, things quiet down for a bit and we see little of “Claire the Knife.” That is, until BJR gets his hands on Jamie. He has coveted the lad since the first flogging. After Murtagh scraps what is left of Jamie off the dungeon stones, they flee Wentworth, returning Jamie to his lawful wife.  There she mends his mangled hand, courtesy of BJR and giant Marley.

Blades again, this time in the form of scissors, clip sutures used to mend his broken skin (Outlander ep 116, To Ransom a Man’s Soul).

Up pops Season 2. Claire, being pregnant with Faith, isn’t into knife heroics.  An exception is her work at the Paris charity hospital, L’Hôpital des Anges. There, the scalpel blade slips nicely into her hands. Consider a workman’s festered wound due to an embedded splinter. She opens the wound and removes the offending object (Outlander episode 203, Useful Occupations and Deceptions). That knife has a life of its own!

Fast forward to Outlander episode 213, Dragonfly in Amber, wherein Jamie and Claire find themselves mired in a desperate struggle with Dougal – sly Uncle is intent on killing the sassenach witch!

He should have known that Jamie would protect her with name, clan and body!  But, neither reason, threat, nor cajoling stops Dougal’s advance. A blade to the chest is the only remedy  – in which Claire takes an equal hand – she finishes what Jamie cannot do alone!

Then, comes season 3. The next time a knife creeps into Claire’s hand, it is at the teaching theater awaiting her first anatomy class as a medical student (yay!). Arriving early, she feels the heft of the professor’s scalpel and is pleased with the heft; it fits well in her surgeon-to-be hand (Outlander episode 302, Surrender). 

Following the swiftest medical education ever, Claire is soon a practicing surgeon, clipping “necrotic” tissue from a patient’s abdomen (Outlander ep 305, Whisky and Freedom). Time and training has given Claire the license to legally cut another human. Such is her special calling and she fulfills it with grace and skill. Snip, snip. (Pssst… necrotic tissue isn’t pinkish-red in color, but don’t tell anyone.)

Next thing we know, Claire has donned a bat suit and gone back through the stones to seek A. Malcolm of Edinburgh (Outlander ep 307, Creme de Menthe). Confronting an exciseman in nothing but her shift and a hidden knife, Claire stabs his leg. Have knife – will travel!! He falls, striking his head on the hearth.  

Jamie arrives and what to his wondering eyes should appear, but a dying man – oh such is his fear!

Sassenach, what the devil happened????

I step away to do a little smuggling and return to find my wife with her knife and a dying man!!!

Still counting? Trying to save the life of the SOB (she’s a doctor!), Claire sends for a trephine from the local barber surgeon. She opens her medical kit, retrieving her trusty-not-rusty scalpel. Yes!

She makes a swift cut through the scalp – a space is opened through which the trepanning instrument is inserted. Then, she starts drilling for oil.  Not really, she drills to relieve pressure from an epidural bleed. 

Hang on, Snoopy, hang on – we’re almost finished! Then, in episode 308, First Wife, Claire uses her magic scalpel to open a nick near Jamie’s left oxter (Anatomy Lesson #4, Jamie’s Chest” or “the 8th Wonder of the World!). Her goal is to retrieve bits of lead discharged from Laoghaire’s fowling piece. She grasps and retrieve the bits leaving Jamie’s axillary/brachial artery intact (Anatomy Lesson #56: Achy Brachial Artery)! She is super good with a knife!  

The last time we see Claire wield a blade in TV Outlander, she confronts the Bakra (Outlander episode 313, Eye of the Storm)! Picking up a machete (ax in Voyager book), she screams and advances on Geillis Abernathy! She must prevent the witch from her fulfilling her plan to kill young Ian and pass through the time portal to slay Bree. 

Whack! Claire’s blade finds its mark and the wicked witch lies deid! Graphically explained in Voyager book:

Reflections of the fire burned red in the pupils of her eyes. The red thing, Jamie had called it. I gave myself to it, he had said. 

I didn’t need to give myself; it had taken me.

After fleeing Abandawe cave with Ian and Jamie, Claire trembles in the jungle with gore dropping from the machete. 

It is then she realizes, the 200+ y.o. bones she examined in Boston with Dr. Joe Abernathy (Outlander ep 305, Whisky and Freedom) belonged to none other than Geillis Abernathy!  And, Claire herself, ushered in that well-earned fate! Like I said, Claire the Knife!

To summarize, over many episodes, Claire is at one end or the other of a blade; always has been – always will be. <G>

Bobby Darren sang the hit, “Mack the Knife.” I re-imagine it as, “Claire the Knife:”

Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear

And it shows them pearly white

Just a jackknife is Miss Claire, babe

And she keeps it, ah, out of sight.

Dinna mess with the Sassenach Surgeon!

The deeply grateful,

Outlander Anatomist

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Photo Creds: Starz, Outlander episodes 101, 104, 105, 106, 107, 108, 109, 116, 203, 213, 302, 305, 307, 308, 313